For those who would bring a knife to a gun fight,
there is little we can do to increase your IQ.
We can however recommend the below item,
although we serious doubt that even a Vulcan Mind Meld
could penetrate that ignorant shield they have deployed.
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| BUT WE WILL BE THE FIRST TO ADMIT, THAT AN IRATE WOMAN COMING AT YOU WITH A KNIFE IS ONE FU*KING SCARY EVENT. |
