2. Also both hands will be free to hold that most important thing in your life (especially if you are a millennial) your iPhone. Have you not noticed that in order to enjoy the full benefits of the miracle of modern science both hands are absolutely necessary to engage in its primary purpose-texting!
3. Additionally you will no longer feel embarrassed by that obnoxious boner when seeing some big hairy hunk on the street!
4. Short arms inspections by members of the opposite sex will no long be required.
5. Finally that unsightly zipper down the front of your trousers will forever, be a thing of the past.
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