These three rednecks were sitting around one day, comparing their wives to see who had the dumbest.
The first redneck said, 'My wife's so dumb, she bought a toilet, and we don't even have running water.'
The second said, 'That's nothing! Mine bought a ceiling fan, and we don't even have electricity.'
The third said, 'Aw, that's nothing! I was goin' through my wife's purse for some whisky money t'other night and found a box of condoms. And you know what? She ain't even got a penis!'
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They both spend more time in your wallet than on your penis.
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You think seven years bad luck for breaking a mirror is bad?Try breaking a condom...
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I said to the wife last night as we were getting into bed, "That box of Olympic condoms arrived today. I think I'll wear gold tonight." She said, "Why don't you wear silver and come second for once?"
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