Did Vladimir Putin use Stephen Colbert's Ear as a Cock Holster?

There seems to be absolutely no conclusive evidence that Putin used Trump's mouth as a cock holster.  At the same time the media is still scrambling to find that connection to prove the Trump campaign colluded with the Russians during the presidential election.  While on the other hand...

many are beginning to question the source of Stephen Colbert's damaged right ear.  Anonymous sources in the Kremlin have informed us, that Vladimir had an off-the-record meeting with the CBS comic some years back.  At which time he made sexual advances toward Stephen using his ear as a cock holster.  The same source admitted that Vladimir did have a pencil pecker that fit snugly into the previously mentioned orifice.  Actually comrade Putin did Mr. Colbert a favor as he is only able to hear half of his flat jokes.