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Monday, June 12, 2017

Political Satire from 'Trump the Swamp'

POLITICAL SATIRE FROM TRUMP THE SWAMP

FAIR PLAY FOR HOODIE WEARERS ACT
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FOLLOWING THEIR CROWNING VICTORY AT MUD BAYOU THE ZOMBIE FLAG IS RAISED OVER THE WHITE HOUSE
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PETA, WATER GUNS AND CECIL, THE LION

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NATIONAL GUN RELOCATION ACT More.....

CALIFORNIA FARMERS IN THE JOAQUIN VALLEY HAVE STRUCK A BLOW AGAINST RADICAL ENVIRONMENTAL LAWS THAT WOULD PROTECT THE TINY DELTA SMELT AT THE EXPENSE OF THEIR FARMS BY OPENING SECRET DELTA SMELT CANNERIES IN THE SIERRAS
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THE LAST HUNT OF JUSTICE SCALIA
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Thursday, June 8, 2017

Rule 5's News, Satire and Opinion

Comey Never Kept Detailed Memos on His Conversations With Obama Like He Did With Trump
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Comey Testimony Proves Trump Was Right- MEDIA DEAD WRONG!
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Mother Allows Snake To BITE 1-Yr Old Daughter Multiple Times
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Fake News: Comey Confirms New York Times’ Trump-Russia Collusion Story False
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Muslim ‘Refugee’ Convicted Of Terrorism Plot, Stabbed Prison Warden
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Nurse Busted For What She Did To Unconscious Man’s Penis
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CNN Forced To Right Their FAKE NEWS Reporting After Comey’s Testimony
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Wednesday, June 7, 2017

Rule 5's - News, Satire and Opinion

Should a liberal gun control activist, Gabrielle Giffords, have a Navy warship named after her?
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The Unreality of "Reality Winner" getting a Top Secret Security Clearance.
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The 'Nothing Burger' an essential ingredient of a Politicians Diet.
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Extinct Snail Killed by Man-Made Global Warming Climate Change Alive and Well
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EPA Reclassifies Cats as Renewable Energy Resource.
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Trump to nominate Christopher Wray as FBI director.
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Previously Deported Illegal Alien Raped 15-Year-Old Girl In Ohio
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African ‘Refugee’ Killed 98-Year-Old Woman In Nursing Home
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Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Satire, News and Humor across my sites

President Trump declares Mount Zion Island in Massachusetts a National Park and will move GITMO detainees there. More.....

Donald Trump is President now because years ago liberal Democrats aborted an entire generation of future Hillary Clinton voters. More.....

Really glad that Barack Obama assured the British that Islam was a religion of peace and tolerance. Image what would have happen it someone called it violent! More.....

First Deep State Arrest: Government Contractor Busted Leaking NSA Docs to Left-Wing News Site. More.....

Did General Michael Flynn fall victim to Russian Caviar and Vodka? In a late night raid, the FBI has recovered 7 cases of Belver Bears Vodka..... More.....

Be non-controversial when discussing Race and just say "White People Suck" More....

Friday, March 24, 2017

SEX, SNARK AND SATIRE

TO P.E.T.A. WITH LOVE

Fewer animals die when she wears a fur bikini!

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Will Previously Unarmed British Police Officers

be allowed to carry Butcher Knives?

Following the recent attack on the British Parliament, an attack that resulted in the stabbing death of an unarmed "Bobby" (policeman), by a radical Islamic terrorist. The House of Commons is considering a law that would allow previously unarmed police the right to carry butcher knives. This would put them on par with their knife-wielding Muslim brothers and not give them an unfair advantage in any life and death struggles. However, the mayor of London, the cities first Muslim to hold that office, has already come out in opposition to this legislation. The mayor claims, that by taking this unprecedented measure, innocent citizens could be put in harms way should any officer go off the deep end due to the pressures of his job!

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Thousands gather at Lambert Glacier

to pay Homage to Mother Earth

before Trump Destroys Planet.

Thousands of environmental activists

have gathered on the Lambert Glacier (the world's largest)

in Antarctica to pay homage to Mother Earth

and make a final offering

of their Precious Bodily Fluid (piss),

before Donald Trump destroys the planet.

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Former President Obama has become the

World's foremost Electronic Voyeur

Following his unqualified success at installing cutting edge snooping devices at NYC's Trump Tower, the former Listener-in-Chief, Barack Obama is weighing the possibility of coming out of retirement as the demand from electronic voyeurs for his expertise soars.

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