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Friday, March 24, 2017

SEX, SNARK AND SATIRE

TO P.E.T.A. WITH LOVE

Fewer animals die when she wears a fur bikini!
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Will Previously Unarmed British Police Officers 
be allowed to carry Butcher Knives?
Following the recent attack on the British Parliament, an attack that resulted in the stabbing death of an unarmed "Bobby" (policeman), by a radical Islamic terrorist.  The House of Commons is considering a law that would allow previously unarmed police the right to carry butcher knives.  This would put them on par with their knife-wielding Muslim brothers and not give them an unfair advantage in any life and death struggles.  However, the mayor of London, the cities first Muslim to hold that office, has already come out in opposition to this legislation.  The mayor claims, that by taking this unprecedented measure, innocent citizens could be put in harms way should  any officer go off the deep end due to the pressures of his job!  
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Thousands gather at Lambert Glacier 
to pay Homage to Mother Earth 
before Trump Destroys Planet.
Thousands of environmental activists 
have gathered on the Lambert Glacier (the world's largest) 
in Antarctica to pay homage to Mother Earth 
and make a final offering 
of their Precious Bodily Fluid (piss),
before Donald Trump destroys the planet.

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Former President Obama has become the 
World's foremost Electronic Voyeur
Following his unqualified success at installing cutting edge snooping devices at NYC's Trump Tower, the former Listener-in-Chief, Barack Obama is weighing the possibility of coming out of retirement as the demand from electronic voyeurs for his expertise soars.
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