Was Texas Church shooter Devon Kelly aka Samir Al-Hajeed a recent Convert to Islam

I can't vouch to the validity of this story, but some sources have announced that the Texas Church shooter was a recent convert to Islam.  Kelly is a 29 year old ex U.S. Marine whose manifesto is making the rounds on the internet.  You can read the full story of The Texas Church Shooter here!   Again, I don't know is this story in true or not, but is being reported at numerous site across the net.  On a personal note: he does fit the image I have of what a Muslim convert would look like.  Also, this is the same date as the Fort Hood shootings took place some years ago. 

Beans Banned in Texas

FLOWING A COMPREHENSIVE 5 YEAR LONG STUDY, FUNDED BY THE EPA, THE STATE OF TEXAS HAS BANNED THE SALE OF BEANS.  LEADING SCIENTIST AT SAM HOUSTON INSTITUTE OF TECHNOLOGY (S.H.I.T.), HAVE CONCLUDED THAT "BEAN EATERS" EMIT  SUBSTANTIALLY MORE HARMFUL GREEN HOUSE GASES IN THE FORM OF FLAGELLANTS INTO THE ATMOSPHERE THAN NON-BEAN EATERS.  THE TEXAS GOVERNOR, HAS ORDERED SOME 10,000 NATIONAL GUARDSMEN TO THE SOUTHERN BORDER WITH MEXICO TO INTERDICT THE SMUGGLING OF  ILLEGAL BEANS INTO THE STATE.   THE GUARD AS ALSO BEEN ORDERED TO PAY SPECIAL ATTENTION TO THOSE UNWANTED VISITORS FROM THE SOUTH THAT POSSESS WHAT THE GOVERNOR CALLS "THE BEAN-BELLY SYNDROME", FEARING THAT THESE INDIVIDUALS ARE SEEKING TO AVOID THE BAN BY SNEAKING BEANS ACROSS THE BORDER IN BODY CAVITIES.

THOSE IN THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION ARE SAID TO OUTRAGED, AT WHAT THEY ARE CALLING, THE BOGUS FINDINGS BY S.H.I.T., NOTING THAT THE SCIENTIFIC REPORT DID NOT CONFORM WITH THEIR POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AGENDA.  ADDITIONALLY THE PRESIDENT FORMALLY STATED THAT HE WAS TERMINATING ANY FUTURE GRANTS TO S.H.I.T. AND TO ANY OTHER ORGANIZATIONS THAT WOULD DARE ISSUE CONCLUSIONS THAT RUN CONTRARY TO SET PROGRESSIVE POLICIES.

TO BUTTRESS THEIR CLAIM THAT BEAN-PRODUCING FLAGELLANTS ARE POLLUTING THE ATMOSPHERE AT AN ALARMING RATE THE SCIENTIST OF S.H.I.T. POINT TO MEXICO CITY AND LOS ANGELES AND THE AIR QUALITY IN THOSE TWO CITIES.  THE TWO CITES THAT HAVE THE LARGEST BEAN-EATING POPULATIONS IN THE WORLD.    

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Texas to import 1,000,000 Gators from Louisiana Rule 5

TEXAS GOVERNOR, GREG ABBOTT HAS JUST SIGNED A BILL AUTHORIZING THE TEXAS FISH AND GAME COMMISSION TO PURCHASE SOME 1,000,000 ALLIGATORS FROM NEIGHBORING LOUISIANA AND RELEASE THEM AT DESIGNATED POINTS ALONG THE  RIO GRANDE RIVER IN SOUTH TEXAS.  THE WHOPPING COST OF THIS ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY MOVE IS ESTIMATED TO BE IN EXCESS OF $500,000,000.  WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE COST GOVERNOR ABBOTT SIMPLY REPLIED, "IT'S CHEAPER TO FEED GATORS MEXICANS THAN TO FEED MEXICANS TACOS WITH STATE FOOD STAMPS"!  

By Ron Russell 

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